Stunning news has reached us that an American has left his job of several years with an American company to join another American company.
We believe he will be continuing to do the same job for the new American company he was doing for his old American company.
We are not sure if he’ll have to give back the power tools or the T shirts, though we do believe he has kept custody of the novelty facial hair.
More details when we
can be bothered have them.